A woman does not actually use their anus for disposal of waste. Their waste is actually converted into soundwaves and projected out through the mouth. This process is commonly referred to as “bitching”.

A woman does not actually use their anus for disposal of waste. Their waste is actually converted into soundwaves and projected out through the mouth. This process is commonly referred to as “bitching”.

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witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

(Source: yoncevevo)

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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I died laughing for 8 million years

(Source: hellyeahphineasandferb)

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irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

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yungterra:

pepsiman is simultaneously the most terrifying and most raw commercial mascot i’ve ever seen

yungterra:

pepsiman is simultaneously the most terrifying and most raw commercial mascot i’ve ever seen

(Source: oscob)

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jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

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