cj-saturn:

when i peep bae from a distance

cj-saturn:

when i peep bae from a distance

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iiawah:

Parks and Recreation + Text Posts

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sixpenceee:

Did you know that sperm whales sleep vertically? 
SOURCE

sixpenceee:

Did you know that sperm whales sleep vertically? 

SOURCE

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wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

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piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

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jolly-plaguefather:

I just want you all to know that I will be buying this entire series.

jolly-plaguefather:

I just want you all to know that I will be buying this entire series.

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